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LOL – Teachers vs. Students

Had a good laugh yesterday reading this and thought I’d share. Enjoy… I hope *wink*

 

PHYSICS TEACHER: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

STUDENT: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class, looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

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TEACHER: “Why are you late, Joseph?”

JOSEPH: “Because of a sign down the road.”

TEACHER: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”

JOSEPH: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead. Go Slow!'”

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TEACHER: “Here’s a Math problem. If your dad earned $300 a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”

STUDENT: “A heart attack.”

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TEACHER: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”

VINCENT: “One dollar.”

TEACHER: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”

VINCENT: “You don’t know my father!”

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TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

LOUIE: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

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**Culled from academictips.org**

HOTH coming soon. Enjoy your weekend, y’all.

TM SAYS – not doing it right?

Sometimes I wonder if I’m not doing it right. Other times I wonder what I am doing wrong.

It is like a little worry in my head. One of the many worries there. Are you not doing it right? Maybe there is a special method others are using and getting such great results. Maybe you need to learn that method. Maybe you need to do your thing their way.

But it is my thing. It is my thing… shouldn’t it then be my way?

Is there really a standard ONE way of doing things? And like who invented that way? What made their way the “righteous” way?

Welcome to April

Welcome to APRIL.

Gratitude is a special key for unlocking a Flood-Gate of blessings. So think positive, have a grateful heart… for all things, and traipse this month of April with joy and expectation — for God promises to open the flood-gates of heaven over you. Yes, YOU!

APRIL CVR

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LOL – Don’t Remind God

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to the synagogue.

Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him.

He found  him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked. “How come after all these years we don’t see you at services anymore?”

The old man lowered his voice. “I’ll tell you, Rabbi,” he whispered. “When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must’ve forgotten  about me; and I don’t want to remind Him!”

TM SAYS – gwad!!!

I always start out confident, maybe a little over-confident. Then it happens, again and again… gwad!!!

Okay, let’s begin clearly. This is a new segment. Thought of it two days ago. What da heck… I need a space to say all that I got going on in my head… and it is PLENTY!

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Who’s to Blame?

I don’t mind taking responsibility for my failures and mistakes… not since I grew up anyway. But who’s to blame when something beyond our control happens? When we apologise, as I am often wont to do, aren’t we claiming responsibility for whatever error?

I returned from my trip on Monday and that day was the last I saw light… electrical power. Since Tuesday there’s been no power. I have so much work to type. I used whatever battery I had to make the Tuesday HOTH post and when it was done, I could work no more. And the week wasted away without my being able to put in any work – not here on the blog and not on the UP story I’m working on.

MARCH – Una welcome

Choi, the devil is a liar!

Shuo! Since morning no light… na winch? And dis na first day of the month o. As our Waffi people talk, at-all-at-all na winch… na im make I sai I must report today come wish una happy new month. Na wetin sef for this country? Light wahala, light wahala, light wahala… tinz must change o. Na change we want… and we must get am.

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