A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking alone to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.

So she had the idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbour if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn’t notice her. The neighbour said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed.

The next day, the neighbour and her little girl set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbour’s girl he knew. She did this for a whole week.

As the two kids walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy’s little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week. Finally she said to Timmy: “Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week? Do you know her?”

Timmy nonchalantly replied: “Yeah, I know who she is.”

The little girl said: “Well, who is she?”

“That’s just Shirley Goodnest,” Timmy replied, “and her daughter, Marcy.”

“Shirley Goodnest? Who is she and why is she following us?”

“Well,” Timmy explained, “every night, my mum makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, ’cause she worries about me so much. And in the Psalm it says:

‘Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life’

“So I guess I will just have to get used to it!”

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Lmao… May “Shirley Goodnest and Marcy” follow you today and all the days of your life… if your sense of humour is alive and sharp, say “Amen!”. Lol. Have a wonderful day, folks.

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