A headmaster at a parochial school wanted to provide his new students some advice for appropriate behaviour at church. He thought he would try to elicit rules that parents might give the youngsters before taking them to a nice restaurant.

“Don’t play with your food.” One second grader cited.

“Don’t be loud.” Said another. And so on…

He turned to another youngster to ask. “And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?”

Without batting an eye, the child replied. “Order something cheap.”

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