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LOL – Teachers vs. Students

Had a good laugh yesterday reading this and thought I’d share. Enjoy… I hope *wink*

 

PHYSICS TEACHER: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

STUDENT: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class, looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

lol

TEACHER: “Why are you late, Joseph?”

JOSEPH: “Because of a sign down the road.”

TEACHER: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”

JOSEPH: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead. Go Slow!'”

lol

TEACHER: “Here’s a Math problem. If your dad earned $300 a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”

STUDENT: “A heart attack.”

lol

TEACHER: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”

VINCENT: “One dollar.”

TEACHER: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”

VINCENT: “You don’t know my father!”

lol

TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

LOUIE: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

lol

**Culled from academictips.org**

HOTH coming soon. Enjoy your weekend, y’all.

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27 Responses to LOL – Teachers vs. Students

  1. Gloria says:

    Very funny, a beautiful mornin 2 u TM.

  2. mystiq18 says:

    hahahahahaha very logical kids…am beginning to learn Yoruba ..waiting for HOTH

  3. horllybee says:

    morning TM,thanks for those funny stuffs…

  4. They’re being realistic.

  5. iyke says:

    Brain at work

  6. Cheriepet says:

    ‘School ahead, go slow’, caught me really good. TM a beautiful morning to u abi na aftanoon sef *winks*

  7. Joan says:

    These kids though….lol
    Eagerly waiting for HOTH.

    A happy weekend to you TM.

  8. Roselyn says:

    Gracias, I no even know if na the correct way of writing the thing. But am certain TM know wetin I wan talk. Haaahaaahaaa.

  9. Patience Bassey says:

    Lol, funny kids. Thanks TM for reducing the tension of waiting for HOTH

  10. Jeanfortune says:

    like the first one, i mean what can really be achieved or discovered sitting down and staring at books

  11. Asheadzi says:

    smyling…you made my day TM..

  12. Paula says:

    I can relate to the one dollar own. In fact you might end up with no dollar at all sef.
    Sorry can’t help with the Yoruba. Na so so curse I de learn.

  13. osas says:

    Lol. Had a good laugh too. Thanks TM!

  14. Favour says:

    Lol. With my father you may even end up wit half a dollar if your not carefull

  15. beatrice says:

    Hahaha gud one tm tanz can’t help lafia.

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