Had a good laugh yesterday reading this and thought I’d share. Enjoy… I hope *wink*


PHYSICS TEACHER: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

STUDENT: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class, looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”


TEACHER: “Why are you late, Joseph?”

JOSEPH: “Because of a sign down the road.”

TEACHER: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”

JOSEPH: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead. Go Slow!'”


TEACHER: “Here’s a Math problem. If your dad earned $300 a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”

STUDENT: “A heart attack.”


TEACHER: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”

VINCENT: “One dollar.”

TEACHER: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”

VINCENT: “You don’t know my father!”


TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

LOUIE: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”


**Culled from academictips.org**

HOTH coming soon. Enjoy your weekend, y’all.