LOL – Don’t Remind God

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to the synagogue.

Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him.

He found  him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked. “How come after all these years we don’t see you at services anymore?”

The old man lowered his voice. “I’ll tell you, Rabbi,” he whispered. “When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must’ve forgotten  about me; and I don’t want to remind Him!”

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14 Responses to LOL – Don’t Remind God

  1. Doyinsola says:

    Hilarious,old papa want to continue enjoyment be dat oooo,nice one @ TM

  2. Sylvia says:

    Lolzzzzz Sharp papa

  3. sabelle concepts says:

    Abi o..

  4. Ego says:

    Looolz nobody wan die

  5. iyke David says:

    Is he reminding God or letting God forget him by staying away from the synagogue?

  6. Vimlady says:

    Lmao….d man is enjoying life as it is

  7. Toyenlon says:

    Rofl! Very funny, papa no wan die.

  8. Jeffrey Jamez says:

    seriously? lol

  9. Roselyn says:

    See papa ooo!

  10. Pacesetter says:

    we will all die when er have accomplished our purpose in earth.

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  12. bola says:

    @105 he did not want to remind God. Very funny

  13. Paula says:

    Hahahahahah…….funny old man

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